WHAT-EVER!

I could swim in the sour cream I request with every Taco Bean Bean Burrito I buy. I L-O-V-E, LOVE that crunchy cinnamon sticks, but those chick is claiming she lost weight eating Taco Bell! I'm calling her bluff! EVERYone knows Taco Bell would be the only restaurant to survive if a nuclear bomb touched down...for goodness sakes, their food comes with complimentary Gas Ex! Well, if all she ate was one Fresco taco per day, then sure.But I'm not buying the claims and I'm not experimenting with the Taco Bell diet. I'll end up gaining 20 pounds instead of losing them. Hey Taco Bell...don't rain on Subway's parade!

R-E-S-P-E-C-T

I automatically have respect for creative video ideas. I JUST discovered a site called 5-Second Films. One story, 5 seconds. Some are good, some are stupid. But for creatives, especially commerical producers, they're worth a watch.

5secondfilms.com

R.I.P. Anthony

Last night, a wonderful friend, co-worker and a true gentleman died. His name is Anthony Harris. Everybody at KPRC and stations across the country are mourning today. You always treated everyone with respect and was there to step in when we needed you most. I'll always remember you busting me and Chris flirting with each other before we were even together. I know you're in a better place now and it makes me happy to know a man like you is watching over us. Thanks for being a great friend.
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My Life Is Average Quote

Today I was taking a shower and the water was starting to get cold, so I reached out from the curtain and flushed the toilet. The water got warmer. MLIA.

Genius
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Freaking love Carrie Underwood

Carrie Underwood - Home Sweet Home

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My Life Is Average

It's this website I follow occasionally. Check it out. Here's a few anecdotes that made me laugh:

Today I was walking on campus when I heard a weird noise above my head. I looked up and saw a squirrel attempting to carry a full peanut butter and jelly sandwich up a tree. 20 minutes went by and a crowd had gathered.. the squirrel finally got it to the top when the wind blew and it fell out of the tree. The entire crowd screamed fail, while the squirrel buried its head in its hands. MLIA


Today, I walked in on my mother trying to teach my little sister how to forge her signature because my mom is "damn tired of you always asking me to sign all this crap for your school". MILA

A couple years ago, my mom got a concerned call from my little brother's teacher. Apparently when asked what he was thankful for, he responded that he was thankful for his "big woody". What his teacher didn't know was that he meant his large Toy Story action figure. MLIA


Now, go read it for yourself. mylifeisaverage.com

Quotes From The Professor's House

"It's gotta be balls out badass." Bill. Nuff said

Senator Kennedy makes a farting noise.
Then Bill says, "It's impossible not to laugh at farting noises."

"And it was so hairy." Senator Kennedy.
"Just the way daddy likes it." Bill.

"I'm sure you've smelled worse bitches." Ginny to Billy (Lionballs) who's from Equador.